UM Beach House Portals sits on the Ctra. Andratx in Portals Nous, on Mallorca's southwest coast. It's a pool-and-dining club that draws groups, tourists, and hen parties looking for a day out with DJ sets, premium sunbeds, and a full food menu.
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The pool is the centrepiece. It comes paired with daybeds, a resident DJ, and an atmosphere guests consistently describe as "more mature." Good energy without it getting too hectic or loud.
Food leans Mediterranean. Cocktails are the big draw for drinks, and the sushi gets solid mentions too. One guest called the burger "probably the best I have ever had." Brunch, lunch, and dinner are all available, with small plates, healthy options, and a wine list that gets specific praise.
Reservations are recommended for both lunch and dinner. There's free and paid parking on site, full wheelchair access, and high chairs for kids.
Rated 4.4 from 1,704 Google reviews. Seven in ten guests leave five stars. A small number don't rate it, but the consensus is strongly positive.
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Food & Drinks at UM Beach House Portals
The menu is Mediterranean, with sushi, small plates, and healthy options alongside full lunch and dinner menus. Cocktails are the drink of choice, and there's a well-regarded wine list, beer, coffee, and spirits to go alongside.
The kitchen runs from brunch through to dinner, with table service throughout. The burger has come up as a highlight in reviews, alongside the sushi.
The coffee gets specific praise too, which is unusual for a pool club. If you're coming just for drinks, the cocktail menu and wine list are both worth your attention.
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